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Quotes on California

California is one of the best places to visit in the USA. It has some of the best beaches, spectacular National Parks. California has everything, from deserts to mountains to beaches and loads of cities, people, and places all in one state.

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“If I cared deeply about what people thought of me, I probably would have never made it out of Compton, California.” -Venus Williams

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“California produces 40% of America’s fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts – the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other variety, too.” – Ronald Reagan

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“A lot of issue were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to gauc.” – David Letterman

“For the first time American astronauts on the International Space Station ate vegetables grow in space. In other words, even spaces is getting more rain than California.” – Conan O’Brien

“In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.”- Allan Sherman

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“California is a place in which a boom mentality and a sense of Chekhovian loss meet in uneasy suspension.” – Joan Didion

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“The underground is not a place but a way of life. You can be underground most anywhere, from the Upper West Side of Manhattan to Hermosa Beach, California.” – Bryan Burrough

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“You can look at the state of California, which is on a pathway to destruction because they expanded government too much, thinking that there would always be someone to pay for it.” – Greg Abbott

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.” – Edsger Dijkstra

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn’t want to live there.” – Jack Paar

“There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.” – Edward Abbey

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“California, where the spring comes in the fall and the fall comes in the summer and the summer comes in the winter and the winter never comes at all.” – Inez Haynes Irwin

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. Everything was fine until you moved out there. That’s right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel of may wardrobe.” – Coley Sohn

“The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.” – Cher

Quotes on California
Quotes on California

“Everyone in California is form somewhere else.” – Wright Morris

“California: Sunny nutland.” – Edwin Diamond

“As you may or may not know, in keeping with the high-class tone of Beverly Hills, our police force is probably the most snobbish group of gendarmes in the world. It is said that the Beverly Hills Police Department is so fancy that it has an unlisted number.” – Jack Benny

“Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.” – Truman Capote

“California is a queer place in a way, it has turned its back on the world, and looks into the void Pacific. It is absolutely selfish, very empty, but not false, and at least, not full of false effort.” – D. H. Lawrence

“You can’t have everything, even in California.” – Raymond Chandler

“California has something which not every place in the world has: it has what I would call a sunny side, and I don’t mean just physically, but the sunny side is a future. California’s worth saving, to put it bluntly.” – Nicolas Berggruen

“My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in the climate.” – Hunter S. Thompson

“All the clothes in my closet are Oakland, California, clothes. You can’t wear those anywhere else. The barometric pressure drops and then where are you?” – Mary Roach

“The oil dinosaurs want to win so badly in my home state because what happen here matters everywhere. The nation often follows where California goes.” – Rebecca Solnit