
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call indoorsy… My wife always brings up, Camping’s a tradition in my family. Hey, it was a tradition in everyone’s family ’til we came up with the house.
Jim Gaffigan



Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin



Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry



A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars.
Alan S. Kesselheim



I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care.
Colleen Haskell



Sleep under a blanket of stars, and your heart will forever be kept warm by your love of life.
Anthony T. Hincks



A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.
Michael Steger



Light a campfire and everyone’s a storyteller.
John Geddes



Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
Jack Handey



I love camping, everything about it – tents, the camping stove, sleeping bags.
Shura



Camping isn’t really a vacation, but it sure makes for good memories.
Julie Kieras



I’ve been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I’d probably just curl up and cry until someone found me.
Norman Reedus



Camping is something I’ve done all my life.
Stefanie Powers



Camping is not a date; it’s an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
Yvonne Prinz



We can never have enough of nature.
Henry David Thoreau



We now no longer camp as for a night but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven.
Henry David Thoreau



I think camping is one of those things where if you’re forced into it as a child, you’ll probably hate it as an adult.
Jeremy Irvine



The camp is the space that is opened when the state of exception begins to become the rule.
Giorgio Agamben



In a cool solitude of trees, where leaves and birds a music spin, mind that was weary is at ease, new rhythms in the soul begin.
William Kean Seymour




In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.
Alice Walker



Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.
Edward Abbey




Nature has been for me, for as long as I remember, a source of solace, inspiration, adventure, and delight; a home, a teacher, a companion.
Lorraine Anderson



Leave the road. Take the trails.
Pythagoras



All camps are hard, that’s what they’re intended to be. They make you focus when you’re tired when you don’t feel like doing things, and to see how long you can retain and pay attention.
Michael Strahan



I just want to live in a world of mountains, coffee, campfires, cabins, and golden trees, and run around with a camera and notebook, learning the inner workings of everything real.
Victoria Erickson



Took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees.
Henry David
